Short Quotes collection 1

The best way to change a woman’s mind is to

agree with her

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her & one 4 them togthr

Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

What’s an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

Wat he want I don’t want. Wat I want he doesn’t want. Wat we want is not allowed

U can’t hold destiny. u can’t hold time… bt u can hold ur SMILE. Keep Smiling

You never fail until you stop trying.

Do u have a coin? I want 2 call ur parents and thank them

If we quit voting will they all go away?

R mosquitoes religious? Yes, They first sing over u & then prey on u

R mosquitoes religious? Yes, They first sing over u & then prey on u

2day I gave some1 ur cell no She’ll meet u soon n stay wid u 4ever She is SMILE

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck chuck wood!!

What is a free gift?
Aren’t all gifts free?

I’m a virus, I’m entering ur brain now…sorry I’ll leave, I can’t find a brain

Q.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? A.Fire.

Why don’t men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don’t have any!

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldnt lift d table

What’s that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH….. Its your face!

I’m sure U r born As a cute baby Now dat u r grownup I’ve 1 quesan WAT HAPEND??

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

I would have answered ur letter sooner but u did not write me one

What do you call a handcuffed man? – Trustworthy.

Regular Naps Prevent Old Age… Especially If You Take Them While Driving!

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where???

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea,sea

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