A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and … Continue reading Wife Vs Husband
I think U are very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left?? U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face .
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What I Thought . . . Love Was Only A Beginning Every Hour Every Week Every Year I Spend With U I Discover New Dimensions To Love
Sensual passions are your first enemy.Your second is called Discontent.Your third is Hunger & Thirst.Your fourth is called Craving.Fifth is Sloth & Drowsiness.Sixth is called Terror.Your seventh is Uncertainty.Hypocrisy & Stubbornness, your eighth.Gains, Offerings, Fame & Status wrongly gained,and whoever would praise self& disparage others.That, Namuci, is your enemy,the Dark One's commando force.A coward can't … Continue reading sensual passions
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," She replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."