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“One of the main reasons that it is so easy to march men off to war,” says Ernest Becker, is that “each of them feels sorry for the man next to him who will die.”
If Someone Doesn’t Appreciate Your Presence… Make Them Appreciate Your Absence…;)
One girl comes late to class. Professor : Why r u late? Girl : One boy was following me sir boy following girl Professor : So,what? Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.
Your smile make me the happiest person alive.
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
Nobody can take away your pain, so don’t let anyone take away your happiness. The biggest obstacle to our happiness is undervaluing, what we have and over valuing, what others have. Beauty always promises, but never gives anything. Beauty always promises, but never gives anything. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places. […]
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!